October 25, 2011

Herman Cain: 'Imagine There's No Pizza' (Video / Lyrics)

Soulclap to the folks at the Omaha World-Herald for sharing this video with the world!

Imagine there's no pizza
I couldn't if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It's frightening and sad

You're lucky you have pizza
To feed for kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day

You may say that it's junk food
But to me it's so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door

You don't have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I'll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
You've got to, got to give pizza a chance!


Zoe said...

I just can't believe how amazingly disgusting this is. Seriously he actually made one of the most meaningful songs into something just horrible.

Villager said...

Zoe - One thing that we've learned about Herman Cain -- He has *no* shame.

Dmobile215 said...

i really don't know what to say but horrible! No wonder why he lost the election.. no one stood a chance anyway everyone knows the election was fixed!

Wayne Hicks said...

DMobile215 - OK ... I'll bite. I didn't know the election was fixed. Who was it fixed for? And did it work?