The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Dayum, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! What say u?
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I enjoy the study of American history. But in all my reading I've never been able to figure out exactly when the government of the people, by the people, and for the people became the government of the people, by the wealthy, and for the wealthy. Now if we the people could only figure out how to take it back.
Randall - I suspect that we have a chance to move back towards the ideal that you're talking about with the upcoming national elections for POTUS, senators, congress and such in 80 days. Would you agree?
Villager, that is a riot. Accurate as hell, and just as funny.
Mike & Keith - Someone shared it with me via email. The great thing about having a blog is that you can post it there for posterity and not clutter anyone's email inbox...
It is hilarious...
LMBO!! WOW!
Sad but true...
Regina - We have a chance to change the mix with the election in 75 days or so. Will we do it?
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