A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
8 comments:
I love this! Made me giggle out loud...
{smiling} Out of the mouths of babes!
Marva & Sojourner - I'm heading over to your blog to see what you have on your Sunday Inspirations...
Sounds like the teacher needs to go to Sunday School (LOL). I didn't join the meme - give me a minute to catch up - but feel free to check out my thoughts today anyway.
BWAAA HA HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one. Thanks!
Marty & Jackie - I'm glad you enjoyed this one. Hope you join this weekly meme in the future!
LOL, I love, love, love this post. Thanks for sharing! Very good one!
Cathy - I hope that you will consider participating in this meme on your blog next Sunday!
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